In need of a gift idea for your partner? Try a love and sex coupon (Picture: Getty)
Ah, the sex coupon. The classic Valentine’s Day gift to hand over to your partner when your budget is low, they won’t tell you what they want, or they seem to have everything money can buy.
However long you’ve been dating, creating a custom voucher book for your significant other is a brilliantly romantic gift.
You can tweak it so it’s super sexual or go full-on corny, and tailor-make each voucher for your partner’s personal tastes.
Maybe you can offer up the thing they’re always saying they want to do, promise not to do the irritating habit that drives them mad, or go simple with a coupon for a blow job.
In need of ideas? No need to worry, Metro.co.uk has got you covered with 103 love and sex voucher ideas ahead.
Best love and sex voucher ideas
103 gift ideas for your pleasure (Picture: Getty)
Get some fancy paper, write out the terms and conditions, and take your pick of what you want to offer…
- A sensual massage with oils
- I’ll dress up in your favourite outfit
- Act out a fantasy of your choosing
- You choose what we watch tonight and I won’t complain
- Your choice of takeaway
- I’ll make you a romantic dinner
- One night where you get the house to yourself
- One pampering night with face masks, a bath, the works
- I’ll make all your cups of tea/coffee for a day
- One Sunday where we spend the entire day doing what you want
- One picnic
- Your turn for receiving oral
- One threesome
- One night in a hotel together
- Breakfast in bed
- One requested line of dirty talk during sex
- I’ll take out the bins
- I’ll clean the house
- I’ll do all the gross household tasks for a week
- One day of no decisions: Any decision you need to make, I’ll do it for you
- One neck and shoulder massage
- One foot rub
- One free argument win
- One apology even when I don’t think I’m in the wrong
- One shower together
- One relaxing bath together
- You get to turn down or cancel a plan, no questions asked
- I’ll listen without judgement or interruption for an hour
- I’ll make your favourite drink
- One spanking session
- Any household chore done
- One day at the beach
- A camping trip
- I’ll wear my fanciest lingerie
- I’ll pop a spot you can’t get
- I’ll give you a back scratch for as long as you like
- One hour of advice
- One excuse you can blame on me to get you out of doing something (eg I’m sick)
- I’ll do the laundry
- One lap dance
- One strip tease
- One night of stargazing
- One hike together
- One night of snuggling
- One night where you get to take up the entire bed
- One delicious treat of your choosing
- I’ll take control during sex
- I’ll let you take full control during sex
- One sex position you’ve always wanted to try
- One playlist made just for you
- One digital detox day together – no phones or internet
- One night of role-playing
- Ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly
- I’m your servant for the day
- Sex while watching porn of your choice
- We make a sex tape
- One quickie
- Morning sex
- One naked day
- I’ll choose where we eat
- I’ll take care of one annoying bit of your life admin
- One day of full control of the remote
- One night of play with chocolate body paint or whipped cream
- Anal sex
- Sex in a public place
- Sex where you lie there and I do all the work
- Drinks are on me for one night
- Three wishes granted (that don’t require actual magic)
- One night of 69-ing
- One lazy weekend with no pressure to do anything
- One makeover day – clothes, haircut, facial, all on me
- One night of video games where you get to win
- One night of extra-long foreplay
- One mutual masturbation session
- One specially-written love letter
- We relive our first date
- One post-sex snack of your choice
- One nude pic
- You get to control the thermostat for the day
- One day without my most annoying habit
- Your choice of date night
- One professional spa treatment
- One manicure
- One pedicure
- An hour of venting about whatever you like
- I’ll do one DIY project
- One games night
- One night with handcuffs
- One night with blindfolds
- A night out dancing
- One class you want to do together
- One uninterrupted nap
- You choose the sex toy
- One get-out-of-a-chore card
- I’m your personal chef for the week
- We watch the sunrise together
- We watch the sunset together
- One shopping spree
- One mini golf date
- I’ll wear your favourite sports team’s shirt
- You get to choose five books from the bookshop
- One no day free of complaints or nagging
- One night of pure smut – the kinkiest sex you want
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